It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot
Anonymous asked: I bet Janice just walked up to Cecil one day and said that he was her uncle. When he explained that he had no siblings Janice just says that she always thought Cecil sounded like a great guy and wants him for an uncle. But what made Cecil count Janice as his niece when she told him who her stepfather was. "Oh you poor girl. It must be awful having a jerk for a stepfather. Don't you worry, I'll be your uncle and I'll love you and care for you like my own since you aren't getting love from him."
Cecil being like “You need a fatherly figure, I’ll take you under my wing”
Steve: But I am her stepdad
Cecil: You need a fatherly figure.
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all